Fendi Bicycle

I'm supposed to get a new bike real soon. So is my mom. We once wanted bikes with tassels and a basket in front. Our taste has since matured and now we both want:

It's a mere $5,900. There was another version with fur saddlebags for $9,500 but after thinking about it, and about all the poor people without food etc etc we came to the conclusion that that's just plain greedy of us. And anyway, what does one do with saddlebags? So now it's the one without saddlebags that we want. Getting it is another whole story.