Tuesday, August 2, 2011

My Big Wish

Dear Blueberry Girl,
My biggest wish is to be rich enough to help all the ugly people out there get plastic surgery. 

Or at least pay them to go live in a remote country... or a gated community, far away where I don't have to see them. 
And to all who are itching to retort with some deep shit like "at least I'm not ugly on the inside", the probability of a person being ugly on the outside and pretty in the inside is close to nothing. And I'm pretty sure plastic surgery can't fix ugly people's ugly personality, but at least they'll be a little easy on the eyes.
Wouldn't you agree?
Lots of love,
From Your Sweet Aunt Sausages

1 comment:

Jerkmeister said...

I hope you get rich quick because a lot of people have been complaining over how ugly I look. I need that plastic surgery ASAP.