Tuesday, February 1, 2011

This is SO my Mom:

James Franco really has that school spirit. After recently announcing that he's producing a musical at Yale University, he's now decided to teach a college course — about himself.

I got that from CNN.  But srsly, my mom is just like him. She said the only reason she teaches is because she likes it when people look at her. And now she thinks she had it all wrong and needs to be teaching a course on herself in several languages. So as you sit reading this she is compiling resources and calling renowned anthropologists to be guest speakers. She thinks any minute now Harvard will call. AND she thinks Victoria Beckham is in competition with her. She was livid when she found out Posh is having another baby without informing my mom about it. She thought it was Posh's way of saying "in-ur-face" and now keeps talking about having twin girls, naming them Tamara and Lamar and consequently ruining my life in the process! Even this post! All about her! I need a new editor!

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